Back in the 80's, sitcoms had the best theme songs. You could really dig them. One particular song was the theme to Married with Children. I absolutely adored that song, even when the show didn't quite do it for me. Here's a portion of the lyrics that will serve as our "things that make you say hmm" moment:

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can't have one without the other

Now, let's examine that line sung by a man. Teehee. First of all, I'm sure us women had the part of carriage. And anyone with a horse knows that they'd prefer not to be dragging some heavy thing around behind them. LOL! Geez! I used to belt that song out so loud when I was a child. I loved it. And now I'm thinking about it. Not a pretty picture of love or marriage. LOL!